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takethekeyandlockherup replied to your video“Here’s something a certain someone in my followers will probably…”
takethekeyandlockherup
That’s actually perfect timing! I’m on a small project making an animatronic pig baby hybrid.
Oooh! Sounds awesome! Will there be pictures when you’re finished?
takethekeyandlockherup replied to your video“Here’s something a certain someone in my followers will probably…”
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Ooohhh! yes! thank you thank you thank you. Very cool! ;)
No problem at all! 

Here’s something a certain someone in my followers will probably enjoy. Behind the scenes footage of the making of the failed Ripley clones from Alien: Resurrection

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Reblogged from shoujo-addict
shoujo-addict:

F r o z e n    B r o t h e r s

Nobody else thinking of Dante and Virgil when they see this? Nope? Just me. 

shoujo-addict:

F r o z e n    B r o t h e r s

Nobody else thinking of Dante and Virgil when they see this? Nope? Just me. 

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Reblogged from bridezillas-deactivated20130208

rinmatsuokasfree:

the-singular-experience:

a-mock-turtle:

federalists:

are you really bisexual?

Prove it, complete this bisexual obstacle course

omg can I please?

that sounds fun

Like some kind of bisexual Wipeout

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If you think the Bisexual Obstacle course was hard, just wait until you see the Pansexual’s Labyrinth.

I wasn’t sure if I was going to reblog this until I saw “Pansexual’s Labyrinth”.

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Reblogged from rraaaarrl

slave-raven:

tumblingjeeperdude:

phrux:

I’d name him sausage

WTF? Never seen a short legged cat!

so cute

(Source: rraaaarrl)

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a-very-merry-sasha-braus:

putahilton:

and we’ll never be royals

I SPIT EVERYWHERE

a-very-merry-sasha-braus:

putahilton:

and we’ll never be royals

I SPIT EVERYWHERE

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221books:

cornflakepizza:

winchesterbr0s:

hesmybrother-hesadopted:

beesmygod:

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

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it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

This makes me really chuffed.

This post is quite egregious

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Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

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femsubdenial:

nicolegendary:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

#i just looked this up #a) it’s REAL #and b) the slogan of the church is ”rising up”


Now that is gonna leave a stain.  I’m loving how that tree provides a patch of fuzz.  Wow, that lil guy must have been under a lot of pressure!  Ain’t nobody gonna swallow all that!  How long before nobody snickers at the part of the service where they say “Let us spray.”?

femsubdenial:

nicolegendary:

sexyandthethief:

bearpapi:

You really have to give the architect a 5 star thumbs up for his vision in building this place …

the town’s name is dixon

  

Now that is gonna leave a stain. I’m loving how that tree provides a patch of fuzz. Wow, that lil guy must have been under a lot of pressure! Ain’t nobody gonna swallow all that! How long before nobody snickers at the part of the service where they say “Let us spray.”?

(via swishykitten)

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alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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Reblogged from sickpage
jumpingjacktrash:

vertisol:

offendedfunyarinpa:

dduane:

laurelai:

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

jumpingjacktrash:

vertisol:

offendedfunyarinpa:

dduane:

laurelai:

angelalchemy:

standbyfortitanfall:

girlwithalessonplan:

heliosapollo:

losed:

A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN

yes hello i am here to learn geometries

That crow is more prepared than some of my students.

You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL. 

THEY ARE SO SMART I LOVE THEM

Crows are thought to be self aware by some scientists. Its perfectly possible the crow wants to return the pen to humans. Knowing it belongs to humans.

Corvids. Who KNOWS. :)

Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.

they still shit all over the place and eat garbage

ok but so do we

(Source: sickpage, via nabokovsshadows)

Reblogged from the-unpopular-opinions
the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr will never truly be a “safe” community until death threats cease. There is absolutely no reason, none, to tell people to kill themselves. I don’t care what that person did. I don’t care if you have different ideologies. That person is still a human being and deserves to live.

the-unpopular-opinions:

Tumblr will never truly be a “safe” community until death threats cease. There is absolutely no reason, none, to tell people to kill themselves. I don’t care what that person did. I don’t care if you have different ideologies. That person is still a human being and deserves to live.

(via nabokovsshadows)

Reblogged from rneerkat

ronwheezly:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

“hit me with your best shot”

(Source: rneerkat, via psychoticsandwich)