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Reblogged from danphinite
askborealsymphony:

spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

My response to this:
Yes.

askborealsymphony:

spoktrop:

watchtheskytonight:

This was just cool all by itself…but keep watching

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT

My response to this:

Yes.

(via leannedaseylover)

Reblogged from textsfromtng

Anonymous said: Ize just mess in

It’s fine, no harm done :)

Reblogged from do-not-touch-my-food
Reblogged from askaboutnikki

(Source: askaboutnikki, via thivus)

Reblogged from dajo42

dajo42:

dajo42:

harry potter: “albus severus, blah blah blah slytherin tootle toot fart noise you were named after the bravest man i’ve ever known”

teddy lupin: “hey uh… remember my fucking dad”

[albus arrives at hogwarts]

albus: “hello professor! did you know severus snape? my dad says he was the bravest man he ever knew”

neville longbottom: “is that fucking right”

(via tny-stark)

Reblogged from -foodporn

(Source: -foodporn, via nny-kun)

Reblogged from spaceslayer
Buffy: Is that why you’re always cleaning your glasses? So you won’t have to see what we’re doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

I’m not a fan of Buffy at all, but Giles is probably one of my favourite characters in any TV show

(Source: spaceslayer, via derekvonevil)

Reblogged from scientifrick
scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

scientifrick:

this just in facebook hiring carrots in an attempt to infiltrate us

(via cheetosofficial)

Reblogged from homecooksuperstar
homecooksuperstar:

60 Day Dry Aged Beef for Two!  (at Louro)

homecooksuperstar:

60 Day Dry Aged Beef for Two! (at Louro)

(via pancakeservice)

Reblogged from kaitokirishima

misscontraption:

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

image

(Source: kaitokirishima, via onlylolgifs)

Reblogged from thivus

thivus:

if i can choose between an ugly character or weapon with good stats or a cute character with shit stats i don’t even care i’ll deal with the shit stats

This. The thing about that is, shit stats can be improved upon with levelling. Whereas the ugly character already has good stats so can’t be taken much further. Thereby, if you’re in a party based game, say DA or Mass Effect or the FF games, it’s good to keep the ugly character around as a bruiser (or aggro/tank depending on your playstyle), while you yourself maintain control of the character with shit stats so you can build them up into something both cute *and* awesome! Logically, it makes sense to go for the cute ones :) this might stem from the fact I always have much more fun playing as the underdogs, but that’s just me. How does anybody else feel about this?

Reblogged from iiiarclight

-story-of-my-life-:

mamayuuma:

mamayuuma:

why were dinosaurs so big

because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

image

(Source: iiiarclight, via cheetosofficial)

Reblogged from becausebirds

tray-the-tealord:

commanderholly:

daxdaydreams:

becausebirds:

A penguin who was previously made a Colonel-in-Chief of the Norwegian Army has been knighted at Edinburgh Zoo.

Penguin Nils Olav has been an honorary member and mascot of the Norwegian King’s Guard since 1972.

Over the years, he has been promoted through the ranks after being adopted by Royal Guard who visited the zoo.

During the ceremony, Nils had a sword dubbed on each side of his head, where his shoulders should be, to confirm his regimental knighthood.

The proud penguin was on his best behavior throughout most of the ceremony, but shortly before the ritual was concluded and possibly suffering a bout of nerves he was seen to deposit a discreet white puddle on the ground.

Sir Nils Olav the penguin.

Sir Nils Olav. Living the dream.

Amazing. 

I salute you, Sir Nils.

(via spligitmoose)

Reblogged from satanfictive
satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

satanfictive:

NOW THAT[’S MY KIND OF DIALOGUE OPTION. YOU HAVE OPENED THE DOOR TO DARKNESS, LITTLE MAN

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